Morphine

CM: if I was in one of those old time wars like you see on tv - you know the ones - the ones where they give you the morphine to carry with you - I would make sure I never lost that morphine. You never know, you could get an arm blown off - you just take the morphine and stick it in your leg - and you're set - no more pain. I've been looking to get one to take with me in the car. If I get in a wreck - bam - just stick it and everythings ok.

Note: we weren't talking about wars, morphine, pain, dismemberment - we were talking about making a report easier to read - and he is 100% serious about getting morphine for the car.